Bryan/Margaux Funnies

Bryan had tweeted about seeing a fellow comic on stage sayin "I'll blow up your butthole like 1975." He wasn't sure what happened in 1975...

Me: i'm pretty sure 1975 was the end of the vietnam war!
blow up your butthole
wow
B: Lol
Me: why was he talkin bout blowin up buttholes???? gross
B: Was it.. It was a vietnamese comic who said it
I spelled that wrong ll I'm drivin
Me: yeah i'm not surprised wow
lol
you spelled it right! good job
:)
B: It made me laugh jus out of context
I never thought of blowin up a butthole like a yr
Me: yeah blowin up buttholes is a pretty funny statement lol
B: Imma fuck u like 1842
Me: hahahha
1842 - anesthesia is used for the first time in an operation.. sooo it makes sense - ima fuck u till ur numb
hahahhahaha
B: Lol
Lmao you make my funny funnier

:D

Buhay Dalaga 2009

Directed by Darwin Go

Buhay Dalaga 2009 from Darwin Go on Vimeo.

Quote Of The Day

Bryan: We not John and Kate Plus 8. We Marg and B plus 3. Dan, Barry and Sap - they our kids.


HA HA HA HA I love funnies :)

I love to cook

Steak, mashed potatoes, carrots and corn = i'm fat

Princess Boo

Copied & Pasted from my facebook note that I wrote yesterday...

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Last Night's/This Morning's Fun and Sadness

It's so strange the way life works out.

Last night I had one of the funnest nights out in a while. Surrounded by good people, dancing, singing, laughing our asses off. Everyone was just omitting the TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN vibe. And when I say everyone I mean EVERYONE. Good times indeed. It was great too because I hadn't slept the night before except for a couple hours at most. I was thinking that once I got in the club I just might knock out. I've done it before. Two times even, I think? Anyhow, you get the point. The club last night was great.

Then I got home. Silly came in to use the rest room and on her way out, I locked the front gate. I was still tipsy. I looked down at Princess and she seemed too lethargic. I noticed she had thrown up twice - a good deal of food. And she didn't even touch the food I had given her earlier. So I sat down in front of her and talked - I talk a lot to dogs. Her especially though because she's a very intuitive and sensitive dog. One time, back in the Bay, I was home by myself bawling my eyes out (over some serious stuff) and she came in my room and just sat next to me. She knew I needed someone around. Anyway, I noticed her breathing was off. She was like gasping for air. So I started to worry a lot. I hit up Layla and told her she wasn't feeling well at all. Then I tried to diagnose her online but everything said bring her to the vet. Home alone with no car and it being 5AM, there was nothing I could DO. So I sat outside with her and prayed and tried to convince her to stay strong because something was telling me she didn't have long. She was trying. Then she just stopped breathing. Her eyes were still open. My mom said that supposedly people who die with their eyes open are waiting for someone. I figured she was waiting to see the rest of the family.

I went from being high off life, having fun with great people to losing a very dear part of my family in a matter of minutes. I'd never sobered up that quick before.

I know you're in Doggy Heaven now Princess. I love you and miss you already. Thanks for being there for me, knowing not to lick me on my face because I'm allergic but drooling everywhere else and just being a great dog.

I love this picture

Tashi and Princess resting during a trip to Tiendesitas

Princess and Raniel back in the day

Princess and her mom, Layla

My other sister, Nicole with Tashi and Princess

I loved when she would be this fat. Love you Princess Boo

Voila!

Here is my new blog! I figured I had one too many and it'd be best to just compile all the blogs together in one uber blog. Woot woot!

Here you shall find my videos, my art (make up, painting, etc) and poetry. As well as blogs I just feel like writing - updates and reflections of life and such.

Something very sad happened this weekend but I'll put that in another post because it's completely unrelated.

Well that's all for now. Keep checkin' in!

The Image Of Who I Want To Be (Unfinished)

The image of who I want to be
Is something I strive for others to see
But at times my actions contradict this image
Leaving me doubtful of the strength of mind I was given

When given advice I respond with
"I know"
Then I do the opposite
Forgetting that I reap what I sow

Living your life to the fullest
Can cloud your judgment

Right Now

The inconsistent splash of the raindrops hitting the roof, the road, the cars, etc.
Brother talking to himself, singing to himself, sniffling and chuckling while clicking away at his mouse, entertained by the world wide web
Mom walking around cleaning and fixing things that don't really need to be fixed or clean, flapping her tsinelas as loud as possible
The absence of Dad and Sister due to them having full time jobs
The electric fans whirling and squeaking
Tashi walking around nervously, unsure of where to settle herself in fear of a possible thunderstorm
Mr. and Mrs. Garcia's TV being so loud I can hear that they're watching a Tagalog show
My mind being everywhere one moment
Nowhere the next

Sabado Nights - Cameo @ Circa

For some reason I always want to record videos with Vern around. I didn't catch it but he did tell me to pee o myself again! HA.

Face Painting.. Or rather, PaintED!

Yesterday was my friend Erica's daughter's birthday party - Hi Aycs, Hi Dada! It was circus themed. Weeks ago I offered my services to do face painting. Despite my inexperience I figured it shouldn't be too tough. Anyhow, no one wanted me to paint their face. I did Dada's (Erica's daughter) face. I was drawing a butterfly.. but before I could finish she wanted to wash it off. Haha. So she did!! :P

Anyhow, I suggested that if she ever does another circus themed party, to just have someone be the canvas for the kids to paint on. Sarah heard that and began to work her magic. Then her daughter, Kaya, and my brother, Raniel contributed. After someone put a wig on me, I was finished. Tada!!!



This isn't my artwork, but it's art nonetheless so I thought I'd share :)

Inspired by MAC Style Warrior

Filipina Barbie meets Winehouse meets Emo Chick??

Earlier my lil cousin hit me up - Hiiiii Kyna!! She asked me to do her make up for prom, which is in September or October. Now that I think of it, that's weird that her prom's in Sept./Oct. Haha. Anyhow, I was so happy she asked me :)

I started looking at her myspace/facebook to see her style. I'm not sure if I'm "labeling" her correctly but I'm pretty sure she has a rock/emo/skater girl look. So I thought BLACK EYELINER is key. I wanted to test out an "emo" look on myself but I started thinking pink and then I did my hair in a sort of Amy Winehouse style. Anyhow, she's professed before that she's not a girly girl so I have a feeling she won't be too keen on me doing this on her. But I thought I'd share nonetheless :D Haha, Tashi needs a cut baaaad!

Enjoy!!

New Falsies!!

Cheap too! :)

Last night as I was killing time before a late dinner with one of my dearest friends, Sarah, I went to Landmark (Makati) and found a WHOLE LOT of false eyelashes... FOR CHEAP - 50pesos and 60pesos (a little over a dollar!). I just got two because I ended up buying a top and nail polish for myself (hehe) and a hair comb/pick and clips for my sister since she wants to start doing hair - LaysManePage.

Anyhow, here's a couple of photos of me wearing the lashes. I got home at bit after midnight and was so excited to try them out but hella tired at the same time.. soooo I put on one of each. Haha

Enjoy!